if you’re female and i follow you its a trick because you will never know if i’m following you because you post some great shit or because i think you’re hella attractive and want to have kids with you
If there’s a prize for rotten judgement, I guess I’ve already won that.
Someone should put a hitler Stache on him. Happy Bitthday Adolf.
In honor of the two conflicting holidays
THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE
New black fact
“I’m supposed to present myself in a certain way, but it’s hard and you’re never going to be able to tell people who you are through the media. It’s sort of impossible. It’s much easier for a guy to say what he wants and not to be cute and funny all the time, but, if you’re a strong sort of woman, you’re just, for lack of a better word, a bitch.”